Take a deep breath and repeat after me:
"I am not a sorcerer. I am not a vampire. I do not drink blood, worship Satan, or kill animals or people."
Is that clear? As in crystal? As in, "Of course not!"? As in, "Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200, do not go on Ricki Lake and brag about drinking blood?"
Very good. Now let's proceed as if this sort of nonsense was unnecessary.
If that is not clear, please close this browser window, turn off your computer, and seek professional psychiatric help. Don't make your illness someone else's problem.
Thank you.
