RANDOM SPORADIC THOUGHTS
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Let me explain this page. I have recently found a small black covered notebook (along with its six siblings) in which I have recorded and noted random thoughts that just pop into my head at random times. I used to do this quite a bit, until I started working. My bosses (although I'm not too certain about my current one) thought that it was unproductive.
Anyway, I am going to put some of these thoughts down here, a few at a time, more or less. I am not going to put the dates down with these random thoughts, mainly because I don't think that chronology has anything to do with cataloging these things. I'll just pick and choose what I share. Got quite a bit here. If I come across a picture or some sort of visual aid, I'll scan it and link it (saves load time on this page, and you get to choose if you want to see it). Sometimes it seems as if I am having a conversation with someone else writing in the book, I assure you that both parties are me.
Well, here is the first one I am putting down for all of you to see.
I have never gotten the expression "For shits and giggles." Does this mean that the situation is so halarious that one feels compelled to excrete? Does this imply that people just drop a load whenever they are bored and need some excitement? Maybe it's just a profane statement. Who in the hell started it all? Hmmm.
speaking of excrement, why do police officers always smell so bad?
I don't know
Because they are always on "dutie" (doodie).
I think I'm sitting on something sharp.
It was my protractor.
Hmmm. Sandwitches taste better when my head is upside down. I wonder if every food is like this?
Reiteration: it wasn't my head being upside down, it was that new mayonase.
Ants sure are smart. Those leaf cutter ants in S.A. are brilliant! Cutting leaves to grow crops of fungus to feed to gnats so that they can "milk" the gnats... Wow...
I got bit by a spider. *the rest this thought is the word spider written awkwardly about a dozen times*.
I've decided that, after all, my life wouldn't make a very good television show... maybe an after-school special... hmmm.
Yikes, teeth are bones that have pushed through our gum lines for chewing... yuck... I wonder what the first creature with those must have thought!
I've never gotten the expression, "...Cutting his teeth on bones of his rivals..." Cutting his teeth? Aren't they supposed to do the cutting?
If there was a planet which had only one land mass at the north pole, and the rest of the planet was water, would it be an island, or the water a lake?
Yessiree, Technology sure does wonderful life improving things for people! Now with a few simple clicks you can increase stress levels of associates high on airplanes (where they thought they were safe!) and have nearly doubled the average work load in the past few decades! And now power outages only last a few seconds unless something terribly wrong occurs. It used to be that the power would go out every other time we had a lightning storm here... but now I can't camp out in the living room with candles and the carton of ice cream that would melt anyway... oh well... I guess it's all apart of growing up.
We held a "mock trial" in school today to explain how law works. We sent a man to prison for "Premeditated Murmur."
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