The Dreaded

Blue Screen Of Cthulhu

Fed up with the chaos in your OS?

Tired of Microsoth dominating all your parallel dimensional travel plans?

Is the Blue Screen of Cthulhu ruining your incantations and driving you insane?

Well then, it's time to fight back,

with. . .

That's right! It's the Shub Niggurath Systemworks 2000!

The smartest way to keep your cultists working. Check out all these great features!

- AntiVirus to protect your system from infection once Cthulhu has his way with it.

- CrashGuard prevents the Blue Screen Of Cthulhu.

- Cleansweep clears away all those nasty, unwanted system shoggoths.

- Web Services helps with any problems you may have with Yog Sysop.

- And Utilities! Who could forget the utilities!

This five in one pack is stamped with the Elder Seal of Approval (The red one in the bottom corner that says, "Includes FREE bonus pack" That's them. They're generous but real subtle.)

Just look at the neotechnoey star stone gears that are included, pictured on the front of the box. Place one on your computer and at four other points around the house to form a protective pentacle. Then safely invoke away knowing that all outside Outof forces can no longer harm you or your system.

Comes in yellow sign colored packaging.

What are you waiting for? Get off your f'tagn ass,

and go buy. . .

Shub Niggurath Systemworks 2000