Straight People Scare Me!
What the fuck is WRONG with
straight and homosexual people?
I mean, don't they realize
that they are MISSING something?
Bisexuality is so incredibly
fun, how could anyone not be into it?
Ok, lesbians... i can see
that you would be into another chick's hot body, but trust me, there is
just something about a huge, hot, pulsating cock in your pussy that cannot
be replaced by any tongue, any vibrator, any strap-on. It just doesn't
work like that!
And gays... I mean, a guy's
body is really not all that sexually appealling, really, but I could see
if you were into giving blow-jobs... but really, now, what's so damn sexy
about another guy's hairy ass?!?!
And if you are into the opposite
sex, then well and good, but why not the same as well? It's the best
of both worlds!!! You should at least try it out... there's a whole
other world out there just waiting to be explored!!!
You Are All Sheep!
And you know it to be true!
Why don't you people get
a LIFE and realize that no one can really dictate your life for you, and
you should stop living the media's portrayal of the 'ideal' life.
You will be happier and you will live a more fulfilling life if you do
so.
And stop following your rediculous
organized religions... why don't you learn to think for yoursleves once
in a fucking while, instead of just going along with whatever the most
convenient and/or dominant figure says? If you thought for yourselves
once in a while, then maybe you might have some original ideas, and your
brain might work better, for it would not be mired in the stagnant muck
of conformity. This is something to seriously think about.
Think about living for yourself, and fulfilling your needs, instead of
catering to the whims of others.
You just might get somewhere
in life!
Just Shut the FUCK UP!
Ok, you damned well know what
I'm sick of... you shitty mealy-mouthed people who go on and on and on
yet never say a damned thing. There is something called "thinking
before one speaks," by which people formulate a conversation or speech
before they begin. This way, YOU DON'T WASTE MY FUCKING PRECIOUS
TIME! Damn, people, just spit it the fuck OUT and get it over with!
Don't stammer, stutter, beat around any bush, shrub, or undergrowth, and
PLEASE just say what you want to say.
And if you don't have anything
to say? Then DON'T TALK TO ME!
Ok, I'm done ranting.