DykeGrrls Survey for nosey people

1. do you prefer blunt or polite? 
Blunt, its much clearer in the long run.

2. best / worst pick up line used on/by you? 
on me: My friend likes you
by me: Is that a banana in your pocket...

3. which is better: kraft dinner, valveta shells n cheese or are you
offended by the question... 
KD always

4. laverne or shirley, why?
Laverne cuz she's got the big L on her clothes.
 
5. fave book and/or movie? 
Book - anything by gael baudino
Movie - on their knees

6. chase or be chased? (not to be confused with chaste) 
either is good so long as there's hope

7. are the two codgers in the muppets gay? (the guys in the belcony) 
hell yes

8. something that touched your heart? 
When people speak from their heart, it means more to me than anything.

9. are you spiritual? 
yes deeply, though not as a rule religious.

10. do you wake up: cheery - after warm beverages - when you see the mirror
or__?
I wake up disoriented and incapable of coherant speach. Unless someone wakes me,
then I panic.

11. name 3 things you like about yourself? 
uh, I am a sweet delicate flower whats not to like?

12. an expression you use often?
at work - 'you've got to be *****ing kidding me' 'work damned infernal machine, 
dont I clean you, fix you, talk nicely enough, yer to damned big to hug... WORK,
dispatch is in...'
home - 'indeed' or 'NOoooo *insert cat name* for the love of everything sacred
dont *fill in blank*'
 
13. what chore gets left till last possible moment? 
cat litter

14. what do you do to relax? 
anything i can, listen to tunes, chat with friends, journal

15. age/location when you first admitted to yourself you found gals sexy? 
grade 6 had a dream about tona, totally became unglued, freaked.

16. what sign would you like to see for a public washroom a) pandas, b)
penguins c) colorful swirly designs d) other
penguins
 
17. funniest expression for private parts? puby bits
 
18. how personal could these questions get without offending you? 
a hell of alot more personal

19. do you PDA or not? (public displays of affection)
yes, but only when the spirit moves me
 
20. if you could be a dude for 24 hrs, what would you do? 
peee standing up, give sick days for pms and finally understand what the big 
deal is about breasts.
 
21. what are you passionate for? (arts, social change, dinner, tools, sports
etc) Bikes, art, the values I hold dear, like fairness and honesty and loyalty,
roast beef, working with wood.

22. most embarrassing moment you are willing to share? 
Uh, saying the wrong name... nonono just kidding, getting caught making out in a car.

23. what do you find attractive/sexy in a gal?
The way she articulates her thoughts. 
Brains, wit, charm, jawlines, eyes, honesty, integrity. How she drives stick.

24. you remember the first time you entered a gay bar... what was your first
thought?
WOW I have finally made it to the promised land... oh how the illusion was 
shattered.

25. an outrageous thing you've done? uh topless football in the street 

26. what gets your attention faster: your "full name" or "hey lover" ?
My full name cuz I think I'm in trouble 
 
27. if you were packed in a box, what would the label say?
Caution, contents under pressure 

28. never to be repeated nickname a lover has called you? 
lesee, pineapple head