Why the name Bitchslap and what has it to do with vampire stories?

A few months ago a well known author went on a bitchslapping rampage in which she insisted that all fiction using her copyrighted characters be pulled from the web. If you didn't comply with her wishes, you found threats in your email. The victims were those amateur authors who admired her work and were devoted to her characters and the readers who enjoyed the stories. Our work was removed from our webpages, from other's webpages and from archives. The amateur authors were threatened with lawsuits even though they never sold a story or made one red cent on what they had written.



Where did that leave the amateur writers? Some were depressed. They took down their websites and began to pop Prozac like there was no tomorrow. Others got pissed off, removed the stories from their webpages and sulked.There were some who just ignored her and went about what they were doing.And then there were ones who decided to go underground.


I decided to take my stories underground. That is why you won't find my name any where on this page. I don't really care if people know me or not. It's just the principle of the thing. My rights of free speech were denied. And non profit amateur fiction is as free as you can get it.


I you are wondering what all the funky colors are about, you haven't been to a Manga or Yaoi website. They use lots of funky colors in ways to use, abuse and confuse.You will understand why if you read this carefully.But, in the meantime, back to my rant.


So, this is why I put the page up. Because I am mad as hell at this author and I can't really do anything about it. Life's a bitch. Now those of you who are looking for a way into this website, are prolly straining your eyes looking for something that saysENTER. You can click on that all you want to and nothing will happen. I will give those people who must click on something a place to go because I am nice.CLICK HERE I don't think a lot of people will click there, but you know how some people are. Always looking for something quick and dirty. If you really want to read my stuff, you are just hanging in, reading all the boring stuff. This is the lesson of patience taught to us by many Japanese webmasters. I really like Japanese websites althought I can't read Japanese or ever really like Sushi. Back to these clever webmasters. They know how people are. They also know what to do to get attention. They even know what to do in case of an earthquake. They know how to tell people that if they click on the bitchslap in the middle at the bottom of the page they can read my stuff. I really hope you like what I wrote. I had to get back to writing or my mind would rot, and people who read my stuff were getting bored because of the large number of really crappy stories out there in cyberland. Right now I am thinking about that famous monty python sketch where the political candidate is going on and on about nothing just like I am doing here. He just goes on and on till he froths at the mouth and falls over backward. I actually prefer the flying sheep myself. 'Arold. That was his name. Of course I like Robin Day's Hedgehog named Frank, too. Those were the great days of British Television. Mind you, I had to tape a coathanger to the wall in order to pick up bbc2. The British Government used to drive around in trucks like somthing out of Doctor Who, looking for unlicensed tvs. You had to get a license for your tv at the post office or they would fine you. Did you know that? Do you have a cat or a dog? is it pink or yellow? does it talk, and if so what does it say? Amazing the amount of moronic things you can think of to write when you sit with your nice cold glass of water watching GundamWing on the telly.